Athletic Ambassador Prints

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Nato Membership

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

Stop with racism in sport!

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Love and hate

Europe

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Beijing 2022

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

Welcome to our team.

Negotiations

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

"When I told you to put our company logo everywhere, Tom... I didn't mean tattoos."

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

Cuba and USA open embassies

'When I was in the diplomatic corps. I worked at the U.N. during it's 'relevant' period.'

"We've hit a snag in negotiations."

'My foreign policy isn't working - write me up another one.'

'I admit, the company logo tattooed on your forehead is a convincing display of enthusiasm.'