Ambassadors Prints

'Diplomacy is skating on thin ice without ending up in deep water.'

Love linked

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

If you want to see love be love.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Nuclear Proliferation

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'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Nato Membership

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

Europe

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Love and hate

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Negotiations

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

Carbon footprint

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

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