Class Ambassador Prints

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Nato Membership

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Europe

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Love and hate

Diplomats in the form of doormats

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

Welcome to our team.

Oh no! What's wrong? I tweeted a sarcastic insult about Brian Blount, my nemesis in the race for class president. So? So … the sarcasm didn't come through. All my followers think I was praising him. Oh. Yeah, well sarcasm's tricky online. Oh no! My followers are confused about where my loyalties lie. Oh no! Some of them are calling me a sellout. They're saying they're disillusioned! Oh no! Now they've split into two factions, those who say I'm a sellout and those who say maybe Brian Blount isn't

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Negotiations

Carbon footprint

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

"We've hit a snag in negotiations."

Cuba and USA open embassies

'When I was in the diplomatic corps. I worked at the U.N. during it's 'relevant' period.'