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Rocket Science: The online course.

Communications down, oxygen low. Luckily, art supplies still holding out.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Oh, is that today?"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'

'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'

The Technology Revolution

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel

Astronaut in space ship sees sign 'Watch this space'.

'What luck!'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'

Scientists predict that in in the future, space walks will become a regular occurrence.

An astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

NASA Hits Shuffle

'TEN... NINE... EIGHT...'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rocket.

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

First Politician On The Moon.

It was an amazing gesture...almost.

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

Astronaut School.