Astronaut Mugs

Rocket Science: The online course.

Communications down, oxygen low. Luckily, art supplies still holding out.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Oh, is that today?"

'Oh,no, not again!'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'

'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'

The Technology Revolution

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel

'What luck!'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Astronaut in space ship sees sign 'Watch this space'.

'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

Scientists predict that in in the future, space walks will become a regular occurrence.

Commercial space travel is expensive.

NASA Hits Shuffle

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

'TEN... NINE... EIGHT...'

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.

Rocket.

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'