Astrology Fanatics T-Shirts

Express their zodiac pride with our astrology-inspired t-shirts. Fun, clever, and bursting with cosmic charm—ideal for star sign fans who want to wear their horoscope with pride.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'Land somewhere remote -- if we're spotted, it'll help the Democrats.'

'Land somewhere remote -- if we're spotted, it'll help the Democrats.' mockup

'Land somewhere remote -- if we're spotted, it'll help the Democrats.'

from $19.00

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

from $19.00

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?' mockup

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

from $19.00

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!" mockup

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

from $19.00

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant. mockup

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

from $19.00

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?" mockup

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

from $19.00

Planting by the Moon.

from $19.00

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!" mockup

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

from $19.00

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.' mockup

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

from $19.00

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,' mockup

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

from $19.00

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East." mockup

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

from $19.00

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.' mockup

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

from $19.00

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.' mockup

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

from $19.00

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.' mockup

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

from $19.00

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.' mockup

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

from $19.00

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

from $19.00

Ill next Thursday

from $19.00

The Inner Dog.

from $19.00

'Fortune telling/retirement planning' mockup

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

from $19.00

"So, what is your star sign?"

from $19.00

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.' mockup

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

from $19.00

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

You will awake to discover a dream come true. mockup

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

from $19.00

Monster Horrorscopes

from $19.00

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..." mockup

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

from $19.00

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner. mockup

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

from $19.00

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course." mockup

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

from $19.00

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

from $19.00