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"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'We know you have a cat.'

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

"The world revolves around my cat."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Water divining Mars

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"Your gut bacteria may change from living in space."

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Space Cat

Only in the newspapers.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

Kitten Futures

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

Meow, Meow, Yeow!

'Bugger!'

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

"I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance."