Astro-spy Adventurers Pillows

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Astral Projection

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Water divining Mars

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Britain's first official astronaut.

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Only in the newspapers.

"Your gut bacteria may change from living in space."

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

Out-of-Homebody experience.

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

'We're close enough to invade... but who wants to police Iraq?'

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

'Bugger!'

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

COUGH COUGH!