Astro Gear Collecting Gifts

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Water divining Mars

Asteroid Bennu

The Hooligan.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Only in the newspapers.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Butterfly Woman

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

Cola Observatory