Asset Division T-Shirts

"We got a problem, Mrs. Claus got the sleigh in the divorce."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Travel looks strong!

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

"All this for getting out when the getting was good."

'Yes I read the report that they filed for bankruptcy. Don't read too much into that,'

'To begin with, yoiu'll need assets.'

"And to my wife who hated my bellyaching,I leave my ulcer..."

Asset management over development.

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

'Money problem?' 'yes, I've got a huge country house, Two cars...' 'So what's the problem?' 'I only earn

"What have you other than your bag of parrots?"

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

"There's nothing left. He made sure all his accounts were hacked."

"Yeah, what the hell? The middle class has had a nice run."

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."

How can I possibly be overdrawn? .. with your assets over two billion!

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