Assessments Pillows

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

"It's not that you're a failure. It's that you completely lack the capacity for success."

"Smart Arse"

Parental Anxiety

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"...These are chicken nuggets."

Safety Pin

"Done with the evaluations? Great! Now let's evaluate the evaluations!"

"Sigh...Iconoclastic, but not an icon."

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

I'll says he's outgoing - he's never home!

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

'I'm an honest person but when I take an online survey, I'm a big liar.'

'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

A Real Find

"In life, like in markets, there are peaks and troughs. You are a trough."

Why, this isn't even fool's gold, these here are chicken nuggets!

"I'm not going to record any of those F's. I just wanted to know if I still had it."

I want you to assess your own abilities on a scale of one to ten, - 'Okay,' - 'Intelligence,' - 'Five,' - 'Confidence' - 'Five,' - 'Social Skills' - 'Five,' - 'Why do you think you've rated them all as five' - 'I forgot to ask if ten was good or bad,'

"This test has many optional questions...in fact, if you don't see what you like, just ask for it.

'Even Kevin Yomp got an 'A' - grade inflation is so unfair'

'Ready for your performance review?'

'I can't read a thing.' 'You're holding the card too close.'