Assembly Pillows

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Apparently, it's already assembled.'

"Relax. They come in pieces."

"Young Frankenstein"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

DIY.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.