Assembly Adventurer Pillows

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"It's going to be one of those days."

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

DIY horror.

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Alphabet soup

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

A Learning Curve.

Anatomy.

'I can dream, can't I?'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

Arcarde Patrol

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'