Algorithm Adventurer Pillows

"The abominable algorithm"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Needs to get a life"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Halo Frisbee.

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."