Algorithm Adventurer Prints

"The abominable algorithm"

Ted Shinkletoot - the guy behind the iTunes recommendations.

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

The Life of Pi

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Halo Frisbee.

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."