Analytics Adventurer Prints

'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Obsession with the Internet.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I'm after the history section."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Desert wifi

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Universe of reading

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"