Assembly Challenge Taker Prints

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Danger Slow Sand.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

DIY horror.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"You have got to want to change."

Time to try something new.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"I can't find the instructions."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'Special Delivery!'

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'Needs more challenge.'

Starting is the scariest part.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

'He's bitten off more than he can chew!'