Assembly Challenge Taker Pillows

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Danger Slow Sand.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

DIY horror.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"You have got to want to change."

Time to try something new.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'Special Delivery!'

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

'Needs more challenge.'

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Starting is the scariest part.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

'He's bitten off more than he can chew!'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."