Mechanical Challenge Lover Prints

Erno Rubik at home.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

100k Desert Crawl

Time to try something new.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

Because it's there!

Milk production

Rubik's Cubicle.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

Hard-working.

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Whack-a-nail.

Apex Piano Movers

It's only firing on 87 cylinders.

WD40

Maze for Beginners

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

I like it - In this game players must perform increasingly challenging random acts of kindness.

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

"Here comes the really hard part!"

"Don't panic. It's only a prototype."

"Dump a bucket of hot coals on my head for charity? No way!!"

Honer at his honing machine.

'Time'

"Neglected, his body slowly deteriorated until suddenly, he bursts open, innards flooding the floor."