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"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

Always stick to the script.

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."