Aspiring Youtube Star T-Shirts

I've decided to have a kid. I've decided to get my hearing checked. No, really. There are two ways to become a YouTube star. Either pull pranks on strangers

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

Always stick to the script.

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."