Aspiring Web Designer T-Shirts

"What do I want to be when I grow up? See the FAQ page on my website."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

What else is there to wish for?

Little Princess.

'We've re-branded.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

allovertheplace.com

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Wifi Peacock

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

Computer books for dummies.

"- And if you want to see the rest of my family you can check us out at www.ducks.com!"

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Mom and Pop-Ups"

'Man, your site is hard to find. Is it in the witness protection program?'

Rodin, the surfer.