Aspiring Tooth Fairy Gifts

Boy who has been to the dentist

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

Calcium Deposits.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

"My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother."

Veterinary Dentist.

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'