One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.
Aspiring Sober Hero T-Shirts
Explore our inspiring t-shirts for the sober hero—comfortable, empowering, and perfect for making bold statements about resilience and new beginnings.
"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."
"I've been genetically modified!"
'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'
"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."
"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"
A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.
"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."
'OK, who wants to be a hero?'
Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?
"About time!"
Turkey...cold turkey.
Drink kills.
'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'
Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words
"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"
'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'
Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.
'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'
'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'
Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.
"Look – you want a new career as a fireman, that's fine. But I wouldn't wear that thing around here in the mean time."
"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."
"I wish I'd never started Dry January."
"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."
Drying out Clinic - Sorry, alcoholics only!
"How's your dry January going?"
Clothiers. Dress for the job you want.
"I always felt like I was destined for something big. But I'm not sure it's worth the effort."
Designated driver at a party.
Alcoholics Antonymous
One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.
Spin the Bottle on Student Drinking
'Forget it... just black coffee'
"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."
Aspiring Sober Hero T-Shirts Collection
Aspiring Sober Hero Mugs
Discover more uplifting designs for the sober hero on our mugs page—perfect for daily inspiration and encouragement.
Aspiring Sober Hero Pillows
Create a supportive space with our pillows for the sober hero—comfort that inspires and uplifts every day.
Aspiring Sober Hero Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate resilience and new beginnings—perfect for decorating the sober hero’s space.