Aspiring Romeo T-Shirts

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

"I've been genetically modified!"

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

Always stick to the script.