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'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Always stick to the script.

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"