Aspiring Psychologist Pillows

"Now, if only Daddy were rich and Mommy were good-looking, everything would be totally awesome."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Therapist School

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Let's try some word disassociation

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Junior doctor kits.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A girl climbs a ladder of books

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

"Let's try talking about the Royal 'I'."

Before the Salivating Dogs

Career center: 'I'm planning to replace Katie Couric when she retires!'

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?