Aspiring Psychologist Mugs

"Now, if only Daddy were rich and Mommy were good-looking, everything would be totally awesome."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Therapist School

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A girl climbs a ladder of books

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Junior doctor kits.

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

"Let's try talking about the Royal 'I'."

Before the Salivating Dogs

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

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