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'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Baby Piano

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Upward Progress

Bassoons.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

The March to the Top

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

Work avalanche

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Why was I passed over for the C.F.O. position?'

'And along with your promotion you get a key to the executive bedroom.'

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job.'

'Edna, the company was serious when it said it planned on promoting from within.'

'Just a minute Simkins, I have that letter of application for promotion here somewhere...'

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

'I didn't get the raise... but I don't have to laugh at his jokes anymore.'

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

'This isn't going to help your promotion chances, Smythe...'