Aspiring Philanthropist Gifts

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."

'Talk about patriotism, folks. Meet Millie Perkins of grand rapids, who plans to donate her game show winnings to help pay off the U.S. budget deficit.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Hypocrisy about poverty

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

World Economic Forum

Lemonade without borders.

Please Give

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Thanks again, kid!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Miss Jellyby

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."