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"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

The Fourth Little Pig

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

Time for pancakes!

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"I want you to be well in life, son...."