Aspiring Huntsman Pillows

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XI

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

What else is there to wish for?

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Pointing.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

The Amateur Golfer

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

A scarecrow goalie

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Always stick to the script.

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'