Aspiring Homemaker T-Shirts

Child doing the washing up

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Hungry child

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

The Day Dreamer.

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Search for Missing Socks

A woman's work is never done!

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.