Aspiring Homemaker Pillows

Child doing the washing up

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Hungry child

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Day Dreamer.

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Amy Sedaris

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

A woman's work is never done!

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'