Aspiring Entrepreneurs Gifts

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"What company do you see yoursel starting when you leave this one in five years?"

'I think its time we got a corporate jet.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Decision Making Block

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

The Idea of America.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Boy on computer. Harassed Dad says: 'It's Boxing Day and already his toys are on eBay.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

How much did you lose when the stock market tanked last week, Randy? Nada, little buddy. A real man never invests in other people's businesses, he only invests in his own. If you lose on stocks, it's because you didn't research them enough. If you lose on your own business, it's because you gave it your all and it just didn't work out. Ladies see valiant failure as being way hotter than poor-research failure. That's from chapter 12 of my new book, "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's guide to manvesting."

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'