Aspiring Entrepreneurs Gifts

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"What company do you see yoursel starting when you leave this one in five years?"

'I think its time we got a corporate jet.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Decision Making Block

The Idea of America.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

'Mom, I can't go inside now! Business is great!!'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Small Business Loan of Pencils