Aspiring Clergy Pillows

'Nobody ever said that being a youth pastor would be EASY.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Monk Prompt

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Family traits.

'It's my application to Harvard...'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Gates of heaven

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Pastoring for Dummies

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

A girl climbs a ladder of books

Junior doctor kits.

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

How was your college tour? Good. Now I need straight A's and 375 extracurriculars to get in. You're exaggerating. Easy for you to say. You've got a 4.0. Yeah, but

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'