Aspiring Champions Mugs

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."