Asian Markets Gifts

"I see you've invested wildly in Asian stocks...like a bull in a China shop."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

European currency on the edge.

Tariff Wars

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

World Economic Crisis.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'The recession is over, again.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Dow Jones drop

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Everything's gone up."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Customer Convention

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'