Artsy Observer Mugs

Eve eats forbidden fruit.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

bird interprets modern art

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Horse statue throws off rider.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Tinnitus?"

Police Statetion

High School Schedule

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

'Mind if I join you?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Operation Tattoo

America's pastimes through British eyes

Steam of Consciousness

'Somebody offered him £25.000.00 for the rag he cleans his brushes with.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

Russian bombers in California

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

'She must have been a teacher.'

Walmart Shopper

Plaster of Paris