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Eve eats forbidden fruit.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

bird interprets modern art

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Tinnitus?"

Police Statetion

High School Schedule

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'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Steam of Consciousness

America's pastimes through British eyes

'Somebody offered him £25.000.00 for the rag he cleans his brushes with.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

Russian bombers in California

The artist

"Things that weren't racist or sexist last week, but this week are..."