Artistic Vulnerability Pillows

"I realized that she'd never overcome her shyness, so I had to let her go."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

Art of Surviving

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

"Bloody Graffiti."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

"I've got pride but no shame."

Just Stop Oil Painting

Toilet Art.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"My art speaks for itself."

Soup art attack

Uncomfortably open Mike night.