Artistic Sport Fans Gifts

Twin-killing choreography

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

The Sculptor

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Where's my horse?'

Caber

A skier and a paraglider

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

The conversion.

Football fan

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

The pop-up book of fighters