Artistic Sport Fans Pillows

Twin-killing choreography

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Pharaoh Cocoon

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

The Sculptor

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Where's my horse?'

A skier and a paraglider

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Caber

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

The Masters.

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Football fan

"He just married me on the rebound."

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

The conversion.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

The pop-up book of fighters