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"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Reginald Bunthorne

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Framed Lady

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Phoenix

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

Urns in love

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Alberich steals the gold

Moon

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.