Artistic Old Soul T-Shirts

"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Reginald Bunthorne

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Framed Lady

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Phoenix

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

Urns in love

Alberich steals the gold

Moon

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.