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"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Leonore from Fidelio

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Closed for Renovation

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

Nikolay Rerih

"Forget it - she's out of your league."