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"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Leonore from Fidelio

"Move, Gary."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Nikolay Rerih

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.