Artistic Mind Gifts

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass (colour).

'I suppose we should join the dots.'

A backwards centaur

A portrait of Phil May.

'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'

Backwards mirror.

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

"If I were writing fulltime, I'd have three unpublished novels by now."

The pen is mightier than the sword

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Use your imagination.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Candle Portraits.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Reginald Bunthorne

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Framed Lady

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Your tiny hand is frozen...