Artistic Mind Pillows

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass (colour).

'I suppose we should join the dots.'

A backwards centaur

A portrait of Phil May.

'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'

Backwards mirror.

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

"If I were writing fulltime, I'd have three unpublished novels by now."

The pen is mightier than the sword

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Use your imagination.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Candle Portraits.

Reginald Bunthorne

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Picasso: The Early Years

Framed Lady

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.