Artistic Alliance Mugs

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Paint pots in love

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Sculptor

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

Jack and the Snowman.

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

'My right brain isn't working.'

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

Pavement Art.

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

'Sit!'

"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

Junk Art

Coronation Civil Rights

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

"Now now Mrs Butterworth, you were warned that there were going to be cuts to the arts and crafts budget."

"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend."

An artist paints a tree using a nude model.

FREElance Artists

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"The department has run out of money..."