Agreement Artist Mugs

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'Let's meet halfway.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

Meetings

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"Say when!"

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'I could demand he stop listing reasons for a raise, but it's the most creative work he does.'

Shipping contract.

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

Computer From Hell

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

"And do you John, despite the mountain of statistical evidence showing it ain't gonna happen, promise to stick by your woman?"

"A handshake is good enough for me - anyway it's all being videod."