Artisanal Advocates T-Shirts

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Lovely dovetail."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

About the potter.

Luthier

I Want to be a Drone President

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Horace Mann

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Pottery Slam

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.