Artisanal Advocates Pillows

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Lovely dovetail."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

Luthier

About the potter.

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

Horace Mann

Pottery Slam

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Artisanal Pottery